My first word was "goose"... dunno why?
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Well, seeing as I haven't posted anything since... what, November? I thought I should get to it. I haven't really had much in the way of reliable internet access since then. Money's been tight. So, I'll start with the worst news: My lovely fatty puff Booker Bear died on April 17th. I was pretty messed up over that for... well right up until a few days ago. I still miss him lots and so does Apollo. But we're getting better.
Also, back in November, Chaz and I broke up. More like he wanted me to come back to TX with him and bum around and I wanted to stay on the island. So yeah. It was a long time coming.
Have a new boy now. He's called Will and he is amazing. Especially as he's been all but supporting me for the last month while I've been out of a job. I got fired in March for not signing a new contract at VIP that would cut my pay and lots of other very sketchy and bad stuff. I wasn't the only one to get fired, though. Plus, the whole company is slowly crumbling into nothingness. Hahaha. They went from like 13 employees to now... four, two of which have handed in their two weeks notice. Plus, they're having to move the office into Martin's garage! Hahahaha! Take that jerk.
After being effed around by Gecko bar (they told me I had a job and that my permit was being put in for almost three weeks before telling me out of the blue that they weren't going to hire me after all), I finally got a job the other day at the Marriott working in food and bev. Basically taking drinks to people as they lie on the beach. I've heard the tips are excellent, AND I get to be on the beach all day. My legs will be MASSIVE in like a month.
Sammy and Lisa have both returned to England after leaving VIP and we all miss them lots. Lisa will most likely be back in six or so months though because she started dating a bartender from Kaibo (who is super awesome) and he's getting ready to leave too but will be back in six months. He's also taking her to Ibetha! Coolness.
Em is watching all the animals at Shana's as she's gone to hang with Lisa in the UK for a bit. So we've been using her tv like crazy. But soon I'll have my own! Will and I are moving in with Mike and Oli at Oceanside Plantation. Very nice place - balcony that looks out directly over the water plus a pool and a gym and stuff. The landlord said she's pretend Apollo wasn't there, too. Yay.
I think my toe has leprosy... anyhow it looks gross and the skin is all falling off and it really itches. Nicole has it on her foot, too. Dunno what it is. I don't have any insurance or money or I'd go to the doctor. Eh.
I think that me and Em might go for a dive today... I should probably put on some clothes instead of just sitting around in my undies.
RIP Booker Bear. 2006-2009.
We miss you!
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So we're having a hurricane. It just popped up out of nowhere yesterday-ish and now it's a full blown storm that's probably going to be a category 3 by tomorrow or Sunday. They're shutting off the water in like thirty minutes and I don't know how long they'll leave on the power. All of the cash points in town are shut off and have been since like ass o' clock this morning. Personally, and mostly because I only have $1 on me right now (and totally not because I spent all my cash at the bar last night... definitely), I feel that they should have left the cash points open until at least 10 or 11 - so everyone could get some cash and be home in time for the curfew. BLAH.
Landlord put the storm shutters up this morning and now we're filling plastic tubs with water so we'll be able to flush toilets and such. Yay fun. At least Martin didn't make us come in to the office today. Of course, he didn't let us know that we weren't going to be in until about 7:15 this morning (work starts at 8). Thanks for that. Cheers.
Chazzle is still sleeping because he sucks. He's literally sleeping through a hurricane. The beach looks cool, though. I'm sort of babbling at this point - but this is my first hurricane and I feel that I'm allowed. I hope it blows all of the damn hobo-chickens away. Send them to Jamaica, we don't want them here. I'm sick of having chicken orgies under my window at 4 in the morning. That is just not okay. Chaz didn't believe me when I said they were everywhere down here - now he knows the awful truth. We've taken to throwing rocks at the bastards when they get too annoying.
Will keep everyone posted on Hurricane-apalooza 2008. (What kind of name is Paloma for a storm, anyhow? A lame one, that's what.)
Ta.
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So, I've just made myself a scrambled egg and toast for lunch. It is worth noting that this is the first time I have successfully done this without setting something on fire. EVER. I am exceedingly pleased with myself.
XD
So yesterday at work I got stuck with the food bucket out at the sandbar (Stingray City) and so of course, all the girls were swarming around me and such. I swear to god, I think that if a stingray could pile drive someone, they would have done it to me yesterday. They were seriously ramming into me and coming up out of the water to suck on my shirt. They're weird girls... weird weird. I kept having to push them away and they'd just come right back - it was kind of like putting a hand on a smaller person's head that is trying to punch you and they just keep swinging.
Also yesterday - I accidentally smashed into some coral. There was a giant green moray eel making faces at me and it moved really suddenly and freaked me out. I may have flailed a bit. I didn't know it was possible to laugh at someone through a regulator, but Nicole managed it yesterday. Butt head.
The weather has been shit mostly - sunnier today. I think we're going to go to the beach for a few drinks in a little bit. Who knows - I've spent almost my whole day off cleaning and sleeping. How exciting am I, right?
Now I've got to go clean up my egg mess... yay.
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So, I've made it down to the Caymans! I've been here for one week today and we've just gotten our internet set up! YAY!
The ladies I live and work with are great and crazy. We all have three sisters, as well. Spooky.
Right now I am looking for a car so I don't have to make everyone else drive me around all the time. Will have some lovely pictures up soon hopefully - stingrays and beach and sun and drunken party on the beach.
Cheers!
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So the surgery was totally fine. For the record, I love the knockout IV. LOVE IT. I didn't even do any of that count backwards bs. The anesthetist walked in, introduced himself, turned on the drip and then I felt slightly tingly before I was out like a light. Apparently, though, according to Dr. Collins and the nurses I am "quite a character". When I first went under, before I was completely out but still out enough to not remember this, I was apparently talking on and on about how much I loved my iPhone. Not my mom, not my boyfriend or my pets - my phone. I rock so hard.
Right now I'm on drugs which aren't working terribly well. We're getting me some new ones so these are being combined with Xanax until I find some that work. I'm quite loopy and this is very hard to type. Also, I have one of those sock/ice pack things wrapped around my head. My sister said I look like the flying nun. Lulz.
Dizzi-dog has been cuddling me on the couch since I got home. She's mostly angry that I've stolen her spot, but maybe a little loving as well. She did kiss my face a lot when I got back. She's a cuddle monster :).
Anyhow, love to you all. I'm back to the couch. Boy brought me some of my fav movies to keep me occupied because he luuuurves me. Yey.
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Am having my wisdom teeth out today at noon. Very exciting, no? No. Amazingly, with all the injuries and such that I have caused to my poor poor body over the years, I have never had to be put under until today. Somewhat freaked out. Mom is taking me and bringing me to her house after so that I can be unconscious there and not home by myself. Also, do not want to subject boy to my whiney, unconscious and fat faced self until at least tomorrow when I will be semi-lucid.
Because all I can do now is wait around for doomy doom doom and not eat or drink I will do this lovely time-killer that Toze put on his even lovelier eljay. Here goes.
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"airish is a synonym for drafty" - I love books about weird words. I know... right?
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
A big orange cup.
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Dexter - best show ever!
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
10:30
Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
10:29 damn I'm good!
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
cars driving by and chinchillas snoozing.
When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
Just a moment ago for a smoke.
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Digg
What are you wearing?
My ever-present blue gym shorts and a t-shirt.
Did you dream last night?
Yes... weird ones, too.
When did you last laugh?
Uhm, last night?
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Bookshelves and weird artworks.
Seen anything weird lately?
Uhm, everything?
What do you think of this quiz?
Kills time, I'm down.
Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? a boy?
Serenity.
Jackson.
Would you ever consider living abroad?
Have, and am about to in... three weeks?
Yays. Time for another attempt to contact the mother. I really wish she would answer her cell phone. Grumble grumble grumble.
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So things have been happening since I posted last. Not all of them good. But not all of them bad, either.
Last Friday (the 22nd), we had to put down my dog. His name was Mickey and he was the best toy poodle anyone ever had. You may say that a toy poodle is a wussy dog, but I would hit you if you did because Mickey kicked all the ass ever for 16 years and some change. We got him when I was six years old. I wanted a cat but my dad wanted a black poodle because he'd had one when he was little. So we got Mickey. He was retarded and awesome all at once. He loved eating crayons (which caused my three year old sister much angst because, in her words "He can't even color!"), feathers, and running in circles for no reason. By the time he was ten he was, by most standards, morbidly obese. But he was fat and happy so we didn't care. We did have to get him a new hip at one point though... oh well. His favorite thing in the world was pizza - he knew when it was on the way before the delivery driver even turned the corner into the neighborhood. And he was always waiting on my dad by the door when he got home, without fail, everyday for sixteen years. And even in his extreme old age when he had gone mostly blind and deaf, he could be sleeping at the other end of the house and would know the second I came in and would always run to meet me. Like I said, best dog ever.
But he was very very old and the vet said that it was only a matter of time at this point and that it would be painful for everyone if we waited. So we did it. Against all of our wills. My dad, god love him, held Mickey while they did it. He loved Mickey maybe more than I did. We were all a wreck all last week. Every time I hear the little tap tap of dog feet on the tile floor I think it's him.
We're better now, though. But it feels good to get it all down... or at least some of it.
In happier news, I've been exiled to the bathroom because my hair dye is killing people with its mighty stench. Woo. So now I'm sitting on the toilet (lid closed, I'm not a super freak) playing on the internet until I can reapply and rinse.
Found out about my start date for my job - October 13. So I'll probably head down there a week or so before. Plus, the islands totally dodged Gustav and had very little damage. YAY. I also think that I've found a (maybe) car for when I get there. It is super cool and awesome. But I'm not going to say what kind it is because that might jinx it.
Saw Tropic Thunder. See it and pee with joy/laughter/fear. Tom Cruise has very nearly redeemed himself of all past sins with this single film. You'll never listen to a certain rap song the same way again. All I'm saying.
I also found a super cool new cage for my fuzzbutts for when we move. The guy that runs one of the pet stores on the island sent me a picture and it's super bad ass. They're gonna be the pimpin'est chinchillas in the Caribee. Yeah.
But now it is nearly time for dumping more toxic goop on my head and then waiting around some more. Delightful.
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I'm a sucker for the Olympics. The 24-hour coverage and streaming crap is so bad for my health. I will seriously watch every event. It's really the only time I ever get to cheer for my own country though because usually we suck.
BUT OH MY GOD MEN'S 4x100 RELAY!!!!
Lezak turned into some sort of half fish half human machine at the last second in that race and totally DESTROYED Bernard! HA. That's what you get for trash talking, France.
I screamed myself hoarse I think.
Though I do love and watch almost every event, swimming, gymnastics and diving are my favorites. Possibly because I used to do all three. But I get WAY too excited when I watch those. Lucky for me, swimming and gymnastics are two of the most prominent events!
Anyhow, I'm going to go watch the second by second recap of us beating the swim trunks off of France.
YEAH!
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It's raining!!! Huzzah! And freaking cold front - it's only 80 degrees!
Yay!!!!!
XD
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| 2008-08-01 21:36 |
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So much love for The Daily Show. So. Much. Love.
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| 2008-07-29 12:18 |
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I just got the job in the Cayman Islands!!!!!
I have to go be super excited/terrified/freaked out now!!!!!!!!!!!
O_O
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| 2008-07-27 14:34 |
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SHARK WEEK YEAH!!!!!!!!!
*is super pumped!*
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BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN.
I'm going to see TDK tonight!!!! YAY!
ALSO: I just found an app for my iphone that let's you take pictures and jokerize them! WHEEEE!
it's being ornery with the email tho... will play with it for many more hours.
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last night I slept ok a boat... And now I am awake. What is wrong with this picture?
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So have you guys seen the iPhone 3G commercial?? Apple are such smug bastards. Hehe, and I love them all the more for it. XD
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In the current tradition... and because I love playing with photoshop, I have made some loverly "Jokerized" icons.
Book, in all his fat fat puff glory, is the default pic... and I just could not pass up this opportunity:
I'm such a nerd and I love it LOTS.
And though you can only tell if you look veeeeeerrry closely, I - painstakingly and though much gnashing of teeth and cursing at my unsteady hands - changed Azkaban to Arkham (okay, so it's spelled awkwardly on the pic, but it was hard to do and I mostly gave up by the end). :) yays.
Okay, and I just made this one, too. Chaz says I have too much free time... I think maybe I don't have enough. XD
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Don't delete things to clear of HD space just because they are duplicates... it apparently screws everything up and makes you look like a moron.
No love,
Self
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Who just got an interview as an underwater videographer in Grand Cayman?
I DID.
Booyah.
Next Friday. 10 am. Interview.
I'm trying not to get too excited... but it's reaaaaal hard. XD
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